牛逼的翻譯

We two who and who? 
咱兩跟誰啊? 


How are you?
怎麼是你?


How old are you?
怎麼老是你? 


You don't bird me,I don't bird you
你不鳥我,我也不鳥你


You have seed,I will give you some color to see see,brothers,together up!
你有種,我要給你點顏色瞧瞧,兄弟們,一起上! 


Hello everybody! If you have something to say,then say! if you have nothing to say,go home!
有事上奏,無事退朝! 


You me you me
彼此彼此


You Give Me Stop!
你給我站住!


Know is know,noknow is noknow 
知之為知之,不知為不知...


Watch  Sister 
表妹 


Dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse's son can make hole!
龍生龍,鳳生鳳,老鼠的兒子會打洞! 


American Chinese not enough
 美中不足 


One car come one car go,two car pengpeng,people die 
車禍現場描述,一輛車過來,一台車過去,兩車撞一起,有人死了


Heart flower angry open 
心花怒放 


Go past no mistake past 
走過路過,不要錯過 


小明:I am sorry.
老外:I am sorry too! 
小明:I am sorry three!
老外:What are you sorry for? 
小明:I am sorry five! 


If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!
要錢沒有,要命一條! 


I call Li old big,toyear 25. 
我叫李老大,今年25。 


You have two down son. 
你有兩下子。 


As far as you go to die!
有多遠,死多遠!


I give you face you don't wanna face,you lose you face,I turn my face.
給你臉你不要臉,你丟臉,我翻臉。


No three no four 
不三不四 


Seven up eight down 
七上八下 


See come see go see don't know 
看來看去看不懂 


People mountain people sea 
人山人海 



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